BEST FUCKING PICK UP LINE EVER!!!
“You’re a girl worth fighting for!”
FUCK YEAH I AM!!! <3
UGHHHHH!!!
There are soooo many things that I wish I could do right now. But I have to be careful what I do ‘cause I’m not supposed to have any electronic devices right now. I’m lucky to have grabbed my laptop and told him I needed to get a hold of the WSU admin office, which I do but its also that I cant update my Facebook status and tell the world of the crazy drivers out today! Also, I cant message anyone on Facebook ‘cause it’ll go to my phone, which he has right now. UGH! I hate having to tiptoe around my life trying to keep my parents in the black, although its not like I’m out drinking, sleeping with guys and doing drugs like some people I know. This is just for one week… But I’m still not sure that I’ll make it.
Read from a Calvin and Hobbes book lol:
“Here we are, poised on the precipice of Suicide Slope. Below us lie the skeletal remains of hundreds of little sled riders.” WHAT
15. a. f(0) = 2(0)^2+3(0)-1
=0+0-1 = -1
-1? Shit…..Are you fucking kidding me?!“So he went out and cut willows, and brought them home;and she began to weave them, but the hard twigs wounded her tender hands.”
Kinky..
‘For I have seen a vision… A vision of dark and satanic evil that cometh forth from the night to ensnare the weak and the sinful…’
Well that sounds interesting at least.
The woman glanced up at me then, and if I had doubted that she was the devil before, I was certain of it now.
“Out of the frying pan into the fire, that’s how it was for my mum.” Oh :/
“i was mad keen to try any form of sport”
“It was full of bumps and holes because so many people had carved their initials into the felt.”
LOL. no.
If my future boyfriend does something like this I will marry him on the spot.
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Yup. I’m an effing sandwich artisan.
